with your own penis?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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