I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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