I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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