office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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