their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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