you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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