STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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