This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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