"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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