what day is it and did you see me today?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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