After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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