all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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