brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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