My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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