Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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