Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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