he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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