Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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