Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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