i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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