he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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