David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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