Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
