I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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