I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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