oh god the rape fog is back!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
pray to the hookup gods
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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