Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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