He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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