it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
