My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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