There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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