On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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