Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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