But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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