I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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