I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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