check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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