the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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