ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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