okay pat passed out under dana's car
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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