Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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