What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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