i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He better not be in your backpack
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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