I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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