I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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