i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
we made out on top of his cat.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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