do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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