pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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