we're blogging at a bar
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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