found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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