We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i now understand why vodka
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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